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It maybe a bit more for a wide load

That's you crappity smacking skint big lad 


I would be on for a brekkie 

That's 2of us obi if there's about 5ish I'll give her the all clear

Hey obj ide give you a few lessons on canal fishing but everyone I give a lesson to keeps beating me ::) ::)

I must say my knees been playing me up summat chronic ,might need a short walk this week ::)

Put me down for a breakfast captain and what time we got to be there

I must say my knees been playing me up summat chronic ,might need a short walk this week  ::)

And I've got my neoprene knee support on........giving me some right gyp

Hey obj ide give you a few lessons on canal fishing

Ya took me once ...and I caught bugger all

And I've got my neoprene knee support on........giving me some right gyp

I got my wifes tights on ...aint half chafin a bit

Hope Carlos has bought a new suit for the new season...last years was a tad tight..it was showing all sorts of lumps n bumps in the wrong places

Col...av you got rid of them grass stains of ya @rse yet..top tip...take some toilet roll with ya then you don't av to sctratch ya butt along the grass like a $h1tt1n dog

Put me down for a sausage and bacon with brown sauce and a cuppa please

Sandwich that is

Put me down for a breakfast captain and what time we got to be there 

Draws at 9am fish 10am till 3pm
I'd get there early Carlos for your brecki 8ish

I got my wifes tights on ...aint half chafin a bit

Too much info

I must say my knees been playing me up summat chronic ,might need a short walk this week  ::)

And I've got my neoprene knee support on........giving me some right gyp 

Bullas the new bloke Tk he can manage to carry our tackle to the short walk pegs

Hey obj ide give you a few lessons on canal fishing

Ya took me once ...and I caught bugger all 

And I've got my neoprene knee support on........giving me some right gyp 

I got my wifes tights on ...aint half chafin a bit 

You had your best result up rushall
N that's not your wife's tights that are chafing that's your daughters g-strings

Hope Carlos has bought a new suit for the new season...last years was a tad tight..it was showing all sorts of lumps n bumps in the wrong places 

Col...av you got rid of them grass stains of ya @rse yet..top tip...take some toilet roll with ya then you don't av to sctratch ya butt along the grass like a $h1tt1n dog 

I know ,pegged out with gaz sat n had the bums rush again. They've just cut the grass so my wobbly cheeks was right saw

just had a pm off Carlos to stick him down on the casualty list

Oh and earlier on today............


Had a text off Haha who has got a bad ankle and wants a short draw, but its gorra be on the rhs side 

Heinzers back is playing him up 

Big Geoff has got 15 kilo of worm and needs a short un cuss he cor carry them that far

And don't forget to leave out................




The usual drawbags Blues4eva and Yamo 


Oh ah - not forgetting Big Baz or its ear defenders for us all 

Bullas the new bloke Tk he can manage to carry our tackle to the short walk pegs 

I must say Col, I have absolutely no intention of touching your tackle ( when did you last see it by the way ) ;-)
I've just heard a rumour that there will be a posse of motorists and canoeists baying for your blood Col, you aggressive old scrote  

Put me down for a brekkie col

Put me down for a brekkie col

Steady Chris, with this new found aggression, he might take that the wrong way.....
No breakfast for me thanks Col, Im trying to shift some timber off me bones

I must say my knees been playing me up summat chronic ,might need a short walk this week  ::)

Worra load of boll***** - nowt wrong with you knees today when you hiked up the towpath to that flyer