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toy gun the very same gun that he used to bribe chrisV to be his friend and most of his other friends still the tank commander was quiet happy to put the dwarf on top of the cooker while she answered the door to...

Dodge, he was pleading for a team to fish for but................

Dodge, he was pleading for a team to fish for but................

On going Bill  ;)  im in no rush so will see what happens in the new year  8-)







So the christmas tale goes on and on ............... where will it end i wonder ................

Dodge, he was pleading for a team to fish for but................

WHAT WITH THE TANK COMMANDER YOU DIRTY BAST##D

dark vader said coming out of the shadows theres no room for you dodge in the midlands ::)unless you want to fish for the dwarf

sorry i'm yellow stream said [joff] dodge but i would never fish for a man like......

The dwarf assembled his team of rapists and perverts for a meeting and they devised a cunning plan.
They were fishing a seven a side league on the Loughbotough Canal and shared out their mini boilies between them..................

tuff sh!t the tank commander said my knight in shinning armour will take you apart with his new bloodworm skills learnt from..

dark vader said coming out of the shadows theres no room for you dodge in the midlands  ::)unless you want to fish for the dwarf

Well crappitty smack off then lol

with that the dwarf got the right hummp and turned a bit nasty with....

two great big blonds came out of nowhere with no clothes on sugar my timber what next

At the end of match the dwarfs had crappity smack all to do but spotted there was a pantomime on in Loughborough.
So they all got changed, Grumpy put his pink wellies on and off they went.
The pantomime was called Puss in Boots .
The leading actor was taken sick so naturally Grumpy took the leading part.

Then they.......

For another Doggin session whilst they told their beloved wives they were off peggin the canal ....... NOT ...........

Looking the Boots and in Puss......................

but then a helicopter swooped down from the dark Sky's the dwarfs were all running for there lives as they new exactly who was in the chopper they tryed to hide but there was no hidding place from this person

It was Gary Glitter.

no not gary glitter but

yet another tinsel touselled perverted person called...........

lloydy lloydy in his superman outfit "come here you dwarfs and take it like a man"he shouted

Lloydy lined all the dwarfs up facing this brick wall.

The big fella then unbuckled his belt and................