Simple Match Fishing Forum

No ways, For it to be breakfast you have to eat it before 12.
She never gets out of bed till after 1

I thought my ears were burning whilst i was out!

If its microwaveable im alrite! but thats only after i had a dreadful experiance at my nans with a Jacket Potatoe lets jst say a new microwave was required and the potatoe didnt break when thrown against a wall!

Cold beans, done that many of times ::)

Charcoal toast i got down to a tea, even my 5yr old brother wouldnt even eat it 'thats burnt Gem im not eating that!'

After many years of training i can do Tea and Coffee though

1 day i shall improve I HOPE! Gotta be some use as a female

Im one of these that doesnt like being watched and took the mick out of whilst im doing something 'domestic' lol

Just had a lovely dinner, and a whopping great big pudding! it was super! Si you would of loved it!

Time for bed soon i think, more cleaning tomorrow followed by Four Seasons in Villamoura in the afternoon where i shall be in the pool/jaccuzzi one last time for Portugal 2008!!

Cant believe i come home Tuesday night

1 of the many things to do when i get home, is to buy another 3 or 5 dayer rod license so i can go fishing for the Rolfs Weekend somebody remind me

You do make a top brew my dear

You do make a top brew my dear  

I can hear wedding bells already ::)

brewers droop more like

I can hear wedding bells already

Steady on tiger
We need to get the cooking issues sorted first

brewers droop more like

Beer is like viagra to me

me too i soon shoot down the pub

me too i soon shoot down the pub

We need to get the cooking issues sorted first

Its sorted, you cook, gemma eats

me too i soon shoot down the pub

Are you stiff when you get back Joff

We need to get the cooking issues sorted first

Its sorted, you cook, gemma eats  

Problem solved, job's a good un

I can't cook either
Pizza, gas mark 5 for 30 mins is all I know

That qualifies you as a gourmet chef compared to Gem.

Pizza, gas mark 5 for 30 mins is all I know

pizza it is then.

The gemma and Simps daily menu
monday
Breakfast - needn't bother as they don't get up before 12 oclock
Dinner - Gemma cooks a micro wave meal for 2
Tea - pizza

tuesday

Breakfast - needn't bother as they don't get up before 12 oclock
Dinner - Gemma cooks a micro wave meal for 2
Tea - pizza

wednesday

Breakfast - needn't bother as they don't get up before 12 oclock
Dinner - Gemma cooks a micro wave meal for 2
Tea - pizza

thursday

Breakfast - needn't bother as they don't get up before 12 oclock
Dinner - Gemma cooks a micro wave meal for 2
Tea - pizza

friday

Breakfast - needn't bother as they don't get up before 12 oclock
Dinner - Gemma cooks a micro wave meal for 2
Tea - a delivered chinky from wan kings as its pay day for simps

Saturday

Breakfast - needn't bother as they don't get up before 12 oclock
Dinner - Gemma cooks a micro wave meal for 2
Tea - pizza and if Simps as won a brown envolope they will have chips and garlic bread with their pizza


Sunday

A trip back to taffy land for a sunday cooked dinner from julie and malc

You guys crack me up!!

Wedding Bells

Yes Simps is deffo pro chef compared to me- one day ill be able to cook a nice meal thats ok i could live on pizza and microwave meals and i doubt i would put any weight on living on them! :(

Since being here in Portugal ive been woken up by builders working away at about 8/8:30am lol they are doing the villa up next door. Today was no different! Blummin builders!

Been bitten to buggery :( some insect certainly liked me, all of my feet and arms covered- sore as anything :(

Helped with the cleaning etc today till just gone dinnertime with auntie

Went back to Villamoura today to the Four Seasons place, pool, jaccuzi, had lunch- jacket potatoe and beans and cheese with salad! Chocolate mouse for pudding

My last day here tomorrow, i shall be leaveing the sunshine :( and soon seeing Si

I shall be coming home brown with white lines!

I hate Tan lines
I will get the brown felt tipped pens out for your return

Not long now

Buiders next door simps


You know what us builders are like

Have you missed me?!

This time tomorrow i shall be in mid-air somewhere
Gunna miss this weather and relaxation!

You know what us builders are like

simps is a brickie so she felt at home with more brickies next door

Sunday

 A trip back to taffy land for a sunday cooked dinner from julie and malc

You've never tasted Jue's cooking i see Si.........