standards

[Sprucey]

tink as asked me to pass on concerns about standards in the club
so from now on there will be a standards committee
all members will be judged on quality of tackle cleanliness of tackle and of personal appearance anybody not complying with above standards will have to report to committee members for total make over

[welder]

The missus will think ive got a fluezy goin fishin with a shave.
Will throwin tantrums havin fizzers and spitting the dummy count as unacceptable behaviour. Does this mean i,ve got ta clean out all the fury things in me bag. I,m gonna find it difficult comin to terms with me tackle smellin sweeter than me. One more thing, its easy to spot the slimmer blokes if they slouch on their box, but how can ya tell if Tinky,s slouchin

[Sprucey]

hi welder
as youve already been informed hizzy fits and dummy throwing are now covered in the clubs new points scheme as to wether tink is slouching si will bring his spirit level as long as conna doesn't think he's reached the other side ::)

[Simple]

I'm in trouble then as I have been compared to a "Council Binman" in my gear

[Hillbilly]

I always aim to maintain my standards even though they are very low.