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Little 5 year old johnny was avin a strop. He kept tellin his mom he wanted a bike. So to try and take his mind off things mom said, why dont we play a game. little johnny said ok but only if i can play any game i want. So mom agreed. Johnny said ok i want to play mommys and daddys so go upstairs and get into bed. mom causiously agreed. After little johnny,s mom had gone upstairs johnny went and put his dads donkey jacket and cap on and then found his dads pipe. Johnny then shouted upstairs "wife where are ya?". his mom shouted back "i,m in bed husband."
little johnny started upstairs to the bed room. when he got there he kicked open the bedroom door, he walked in the room with a pigeon chest, took a puff on his dads pipe and said "Hey woman, get off ya big fat idle wobbly cheeks, get down that town and buy that lad a bike .
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