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Paddy and Mick fancy a pint but even after they,d pooled their money they could only come up with 50p. Anyway paddy walked into a butchers shop and bought a sausage with the money. Paddy then stuck the sausage in the flyhole of his trousers and they then both walked into a pub and ordered 2 pints. They then drank the 2 pints but before they had payed for it Mick nealt down in front of paddy and started suckin the sausage. In less than a few seconds they were evicted from the pub for their obscene act but hadnt paid for their beer. They did this in 9 other pubs until Mick said "Paddy i,ve had enough", Paddy said "You,ve had enough, i lost the sausage in the second pub
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Nice one, Image
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