Immigrants Poem
I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, 'You come no more, we send cash right to your door.'
Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!
By and by, I get plenty money.
Thanks to you, you British dummy!
Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
And buy big house with welfare bucks!
They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
but neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, British guy moves away.
Now I buy his house,then I say,
'Find more immigrants for house to rent.'
And in the yard I put a tent.
Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby, it's called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
British crazy! They work all year, to keep the welfare running here.
We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for British race!
If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Afghanistan !
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A Somalian arrives in Birmingham as a new immigrant to the UK
>
> He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
> "Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing,
> food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says,
> "You are mistaken, I am Pakistani."
>
> The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having
> such a beautiful country here in the UK !" The
> Person says, "I not British, I am Polish."
>
> The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
> shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderf ul things in England !"
> That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from India , I am not British!"
>
> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you British?" She says,"
> No, I am from Africa !" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the British
> people?"
>
> The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!
>
> He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
> "Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing,
> food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says,
> "You are mistaken, I am Pakistani."
>
> The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having
> such a beautiful country here in the UK !" The
> Person says, "I not British, I am Polish."
>
> The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
> shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderf ul things in England !"
> That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from India , I am not British!"
>
> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you British?" She says,"
> No, I am from Africa !" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the British
> people?"
>
> The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!