
i will buy dodger a ticket to the man united musiem so he can see what a real trophy looks like.












to all my scouse friends a replica premiership trophy as there never likely to own one.







to all my cockerney friends a list of russian billionaires so they can keep up with the chavs







to all baggies fans a map of championship grounds.
stoke fans a dvd of tony pullis 100 best moans about refs.
chelski fans a list of available managers.
united backroom staff yet another tin of silver polish














