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next time you get up early

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next time you get up early

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said to the missus this morning
"I'm off fishing love"
i got my kit,opened the door and realise its yellow stream down!!
i think fu#k that and went back to bed and slipped the missus one from behind.
she moans and starts waking up
i said "its pis#ing down out there!"
she replies
"and that stupid tw#t has gone fishing! Image Image Image
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