Vicious rumours

[Dave C]

There is a rumour that has reached us southerners that a Cashmores member has been on other forums asking advice about getting a wig.

I thought all you hard northerners had flat caps to keep your heads warm and didnt need to resort to using a syrup.

[Simple]

Tell us more

[MrV]

Not guilty Dvae....must be Simps or Woodhouse

[Dave C]

Couldnt be either of them as they are not Cashmores members.

They said they would prefer a blonde one. I suppose it could be TK as I have heard he has a thing about blondes.

[TK]

I'm keeping shtum

[Simple]

Hey Paul, My hair aint that short

[Geoff_E]

Wigs

[Dave C]

Wasnt you was it Geoff?

[Mugger]

That will be THIS then.

[Simple]

Mr VWig

[Dave C]

Oh Mugger you split on him. He will get the pee taken something rotten at the next Cashmores match now.

[Geoff_E]

Wasnt you was it Geoff?

No Dave, I may have less hair than your average duck egg but I'd never dream of wearing a wig.

[Geoff_E]

Wouldn't a hat be the cheaper option, plus there'd be less p*ss taking  ::)

[Mugger]

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[Simple]

Suits you sir !!!

[harry911]

was it me couse ive always wanted to be ginger lol

[Dave C]

Harry, have a word with MrVig as he may be able to get you a ginger wig at the same time as he gets his blonde one. He may even get a discount for buying more than one.

[harry911]

ok dave will do

[arkwright]

Looks like Kevin the 'orrible teenager in that wig

[Woodhouse]

Looks like Kevin the 'orrible teenager in that wig 

ow shlt he has found us!