Teeth

[Geoff_E]

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is
waiting right outside of the ladies dressing
room for his Mom to come out. While waiting the
little boy gets bored and just when his Mom
comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his
hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out
of there!" she shouts. &quot on't you know that
women have teeth down there?"
The little boy
quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his
lucky stars he didn't get bitten.

For the
next ten years, this little boy grows up
believing all women have teeth between their
legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One
night, while her parents are out of town, she
invites him over for a little
action.

After an hour of making out and
grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you
could go a little further if you
want."

"What do you mean?" he
asks.

"Well, why don't you put your hand
down there?" she says, pointing to her
crotch.

"HELL NO," he cries, "you've got
teeth down there!"

&quot on't be ridiculous,"
she responds, "there's no such thing as teeth
down there!"

"Yes, there are," he says,
"my Mom told me so."

"No, there aren't,"
she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With
that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a
little peek.

"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My
Mom already told me that all women have teeth
down there."

"Oh for crying out loud!"
she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her
legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T
have any teeth down there."

The boy takes
a good long look and replies, "Well, after
seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not
surprised!"