Malc

me · #1

Weres Malc? he aint been on here for ages. We aint offended him we? I thought it was impossible to offend or even make him twitch

#2

He is busy building his empire up

me · #3

to pay for the wedding ??????

#4

Not this year

#5

Well its only 3 months til next year. He would need that long to organise it. ::) ::)

Drynet · #6

Not this year

2010 it is then

me · #7

Not this yearSmiley

Suit ordered ready for 2010 then, any idea of a month yet? Is it gonna be a summer or spring wedding ?

#8

Going by how long its taken for him to update his blog it would be 2015 more like

It will give you plenty of time to iron your shirts and polish your shoes

#9

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Wedding and reception at Rolf's

Perfect for the Friday before the Pairs Weekend.

#10

I can imagine it. Walking through a row or upheld rods whilst getting dowsed in 6mm pellets as confetti

#11

Looks like that would be a perfect date Mugger.

I already have Rolfs booked for the Friday before the pairs for a match. They could have the wedding in the morning followed by the sit down meal preceeding the draw, fish the match and end with a disco and Im sure Malc would supply a free bar too.

They had better lay in some extra pies for the Malman brothers.

#12

Ive updated the calander

#13

awwww that will Gems heart go all fluttery

#14

Plenty of room for a Marquee

and they could book the caravan for the wedding night

, Malc couldn't pull the pegs on that.

#15

Yeah but he could roll it in to the lake

#16

You had better let me have a list of people you would like at the wedding so I can make sure I invite them to the match.

me · #17

Malc would supply a free bar too.

Would you really drink some of Malcs home brew

you only have to cast your mind back to some of the stuff and some of the smells that have come out of his bait bag

. Id hate to think how old the wheat and barley would be that he would use to put in the beer

I think i will stick to the cans of carling brought from the asda around the corner