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A poem for Xmas

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A poem for Xmas

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He laid her on the table, so white, so clean, so bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck, felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet, and all was set, he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide.....he looked inside, all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms..... and then he stuffed the turkey!

May I be the first to wish you all (and your dirty little minds) a very MERRY XMAS! Image
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A poem for Xmas

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hehe Image Image
I knew you was on about a turkey Image
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A very merry Christmas to you and yours Bill.Nice poem,cant think why anyone would think of anything dirty,i knew it was a turkey you were talking about. Image :D
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Unread post by CHOPWORM HERO »

Very good poem mate and a merry xmas too Image
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