His mate asks him whats up?
He says she keeps moaning about the amount of sport I watch on the telly. His mate said he wasn't surprised because every time he'd been round the house he was watching football, cricket, rugby, tennis or in fact any sport.
She is threatening to leave, he says. His mate says, take her out for a change.
The next day he says to his misses, come on, I've booked a table for two, we are going out. His misses couldn't blieve this change but as a last straw decided to go along with it.
They are out and after half an hour his mate rings and discretely ask if things are better. H
The bloke said no and his mate says give it time, I'll ring you in an hour to see how things are going.
An hour passes and his mate rings again. The bloke says, things are really bad now, they couldn't be any worse, - she hasn't potted a crappity smack red yet!
