thanks lady's and where's the Mancunian's 
was this some stoke pulling had they already drawn and shot off to feed there pegs 
Oh yes it go's on with inbreds[locals 
]no how wrong can you be as i looked out the window
there was a white van with half a shop window stuck to the side racing around the track 
that must be dodge and crew ::) ::) ::)anyway we all had a draw the fliers all went to the same old suspects
but the main competition was going to take place on lake one where dodge,steve,grumpy and myself had drawn 
at last i'd drawn glebe one last sunday the lowest weight in 30 pegs was 70lb caught by a one armed coke sniffer 
dodge was on 3 steve on 5
grumpy on 13 and me on 21 the banter had already started with grumpy turning up with a gallon of hemp and said "what am i doing here i don't use this amount of hemp all year "at that point i thought we might be up against it with the Mancunians thurabreds well oiled bagging machinesstill 100lb would be a nice day anyway and with the mars bars stacking up the pressure was mounting
and to make matters worse i had the venue experts either side of me kit everywhere hand on head 
:-/lets get this over and done with and just don't make it too painful 
the match really didn't turn out the way it should with the lack of feeding fish and the cold wind getting up
it was going to be a proper catch what you can where you can half way through the venue experts went very quiet as i picked fish off the far bank gaz even walked down to me :oto see what i was using for bait ::) ::)OH yes i know his tactics :( :(still it wasn't long before he had taken the lead 
at the end of the match i'd had 12 carp and 5lb of silvers proper fisherman for 44lb 10oz gaz beat me by 10lb and weighed 54lb still if it was golf i'd of had his pants down because the amount of time he's up there his handicap would of been 2 or less so making it that he needed to catch 40% more than me so i'm taking it as a victory and on the other side another venue expert chris 
was beaten by a river angler 
who's the daddynext two weigh was grumpy
and the way he was looking at me told the story but on the bright side he did have a lovely net of silvers on hemp well from there we both walked round to dodge and steve
steve was already f-ing and blinding about leicestershire and dodge was showing me his collection of carp scales the mancunians had lost the epic battle of glebe one and the mars bars had started to flow i think when grumpy had left the bank he must of eaten 6 what a ready nice day [apart from the fishing hay dodge ;)steve
]still your turn this sunday without dought boys
don't forget your mars bars
::) not bad for an old un eh ! 
even if you beat me by an ounce 
Rob Wooten is a top fella aswell 
, there already on the trail of one Les woodhouse after he did a disapearing act after loosing a marsbar under unusual circimstances at the last round of mid cheshire league and not paying up 
