*NATIONAL NO PELLET DAY*

#1

We have a Fathers Day, a Mothers day, a Xmas Day, in fact all sorts of Days even an Oak Apple Day and a Red Nose Day. The latest addition, sanctioned by Parliament, is a National No Pellet Day. The date is still to be sorted but I have it on good authority it be sometime during the summer of 2010.

It will, of course, apply to ALL pellets.

We only need six seconders to finalise this very sensible proposition and then a date can be decided.

Please list your names if you would, you know it makes sense.

#2

Put me down bill

I officially hate the crappity smack things

The humble maggot did the biz for me at The Oaks last saturday

joffmiester · #3

put me down i never want to see another pellet in my life

i might open the shop seven days a week if i had to go pellet fishing

or even take the tank commander out on a sunday

all my pellets have been feed to the ducks

i hate pellets more than man utd

may be not

and that pete caton

unbelievable won again at barston 92lb

stick your pellets where the sun don't shine

so put me down bill

#4

Sacrilege

Pellet Rules OK

joffmiester · #5

thats it pellets fit in Max's pea shooter

watch out all you pellet users

you might draw next to me

#6

sacrilege, pellet rules, - utter gobshite.

It will now be National No Pellet Week, OK.

#7

i hate pellets more than man utd

I hate Man Utd an all

And Chelsea

crappity smack thems pellet right off

Steve-Knowles · #8

Cant let you do that im affraid Bill

, me, diddy and chris V need loads of them to mould round our method feeders

at whiteacres in 5 weeks times

#9

Steve, can't you use concrete; it'll have the same effect

#10

i like my ex wife more than them bloody things

#11

Nowt wrong wit pellet fishing.. its really good keeps you thinkin and workin all the time very interesting and rewarding when you get it right.. right up there with joker fishing in my book

#12

Nowt wrong wit pellet fishing.. its really good keeps you thinkin and workin all the time very interesting and rewarding when you get it right.. right up there with joker fishing in my book

A blank piece of paper is more interesting than a pellet queenie boy

Have you been drinking again

#13

Nowt wrong wit pellet fishing.. its really good keeps you thinkin and workin all the time very interesting and rewarding when you get it right.. right up there with joker fishing in my book

What revelations are in the rest of this book?

endpeg · #14

Is paste OK? If so, just mix some carpy groundbait up into a paste-like consistency and then roll it into tiny balls and let them harden.

#15

What revelations are in the rest of this book?

Top secret bill.