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a man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem and that he was unable to get a erection :'( :'(after the doctor had given him a complete exam the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base were damaged from a prior infection and there was nothing he could do for him Image Image
however the doctor had read about a experimental treatment that might just work for him Image Image
but only if he was willing to take the risk Image Image
the treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephants trunk to the mans penis Image Image
the man thought long and hard he couldn't think of spending the rest of his life without sex Image Image
so he decided to give it the green light Image Image
a few weeks after the operation he planned his first romantic evening with his girlfriend :-* :-* :-*and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city :-* :-*
after the first course he felt a stirring in his trousers Imageit was painful so he unzipped his trousers to release the pressure :o :o when suddenly his penis sprang from his pants and went straight up to the table and nicked a bread roll and then shot back in his pants Image Image
:o :ohis girlfriend was stunned at first,but then with a sly smile on her face said"that was incredible.can you do that again :-* :-*

with his eyes watering,he replied
"i think i can but I'm not sure if i can fit another roll up my wobbly cheeks "   Image Image Image
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Good one.
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Imagedon't llet gem get any ideas sims Image
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Gud un Joffie Image
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