a christmas tale [keep it going]

#141

Thems dwarfs would have a job getting a tenner from a Wiganer as they are the tightest breed on this planet

........... anyway some Wiganers bought some and found there is life after warburtons and the float actually went under for most of the match

have the dwarfs turned things around in the dormant north west or is it a dream ( i must stop taking these tablets ::)

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Next stop for the dwarfs was Yokelshire frequented by six fingered long as crappity smack darf vaders

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#142

So it was a quick trip down back to Leicester, land of the the long, the short and the tall.
The dwarfs still had loads of money in their tiny pockets, courtesy of those very wealthy Wigwams.
They went back into the same General Store and six of the dwarfs each bough a huge Xmas Pud each while Grumpy nicked a bit of baccy for his roll ups.
The dwarfs took five of the six Xmas Puds back because someone had rifled the sixpences back. The shopkeeper said..............................

#143

I'll have to make it £25 a match now

joffmiester · #144

IF THEM DWARFS DON'T PAY but being a clever arkwright he had already set the trap

8-)as the dwarfs made a run for the door arkwright pulled the switch

50% SALE

that got the dwarfs thinking they hadn't pinched enough so back in the shop they ran woodhouse had already cottoned on that arkright never gives anything away and jim jam had worked out the sale was not on warburtons [although i will have plenty for the freezer this year :'(still if they leave me 4 extra trays for nothing

]woodhouse and jim jam knew SHREK was going to be christmas shopping in arkwrights later that day and with ripping SHREK off he ain't going to be happy

with all the other dwarfs being stitched up and round up by arkwright woodhouse and jim jam didn't know what to do for the best saver there friends or face SHREK

A PLAN WAS NEEDED SO...

#145

Woodhouse and Jim Jim went round to the nearest Fancy Dress shop and they spent more of Wigwams money in disguises.
They actual disguised themseves as human beings, much to abhorrent disgust of the good folk of Leicestershire.
They then went back to the General Store in their new disguises ans

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#146

Batman and Robin again or was it Wookies

for a special chrimbo eve doggin fest

in an unknown car park somewhere near ...................

joffmiester · #147

the woodies ::) ::)but SHREK king kong and superman were hot on the trail of dwarf batman and dwarf robin [are you sure it wasn't mothercare and not a fancy dress shop]and by this time the woodies car pack is full WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN could there be help in inside on christmas eve

#148

And them the Tank commander put her foot down!

"Joff...Stop having sexual fantasies about Dwarfs!...thats what got you into trouble with the police when you......."

#149

And the Yokelshire Sensas lads return from Holland every summer

:o :-?

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#150

And there you have it.........

Bashful went back to flicking through the porno chammels on his PC.
Doc went back to prforming operations on sixteen year old virgins.
Dopey, he never did speak, went back to smoking joints.
Sneezy went back still searching for the best blow job.
Sleepy went back into dreamland, thinking of his next conquest.
Happy went back to getting yellow stream on any liquid he could find.
And that just leaves Grumpy and what happened to him you may ask, - well he went back to running fishing contests. Amen