Tell a Random Lie about the person above.

harry911 · #41

and tk dont like canal fishing

#42

Harry is a Diet advisor at Walsall Manor Hospital.

joffmiester · #43

lee and drawbag swapped partners for the night

after 3 hours of amazing sex

lee said

i wonder how the girls are getting on

#44

Joff has never given any one food poisoning by selling food goods after thier sell by dates..

joffmiester · #45

lee's always wanted to fish for the pigglets

#46

Joff WAS a piglet up to 7 years of age.....

#47

Lee is not fat, just big boned

#48

Simps always pays full price for his tackle and bait..

Even though his missus works in the tackle shop

#49

Yes I do

Lee loves fishing Rolfs when there is a lady on the next peg.

joffmiester · #50

sims booked a flight on easy jet the operator asked how many people are flying with you"
sims replies 'i dont know!its your crappity smacking plane!!

#51

Joff qiute often lets his Leicester Sensas team mates have Meat and sweetcorn for fishing at discount prices

joffmiester · #52

lee has alovely well kept float box

joffmiester · #53

lee sat next a muslim in a pub

#54

lee sat next a muslim in a pub

Drawbag has never been in a pub

#55

Joff's shop is now open 24-hours a day

joffmiester · #56

youre right there

joffmiester · #57

bill used to be a weightlifter

mburgess · #58

Joff has Big White Hair Like Bill

#59

Sfter consultation with his stockbroker joff has decided to sponsor:-
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Trentmen!

He is offering Bicko his open cheque book

joffmiester · #60

bill is getting ready for the big fat pension from the mail