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Women's thingy?
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Women's thingy?
oh and a cock
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How about a bit of cockney slang??
JACK AND DANNY. Fanny.
JACK AND DANNY. Fanny.
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Purple headed duvet stainer- mans thingie
The shire horses collar-womans thingie
The shire horses collar-womans thingie
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Or: the one eyed snot pump,
and the mouses ear, if it is particularly tight ( never come across any of them!)
and the mouses ear, if it is particularly tight ( never come across any of them!)
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If it were particularly hirsute, it could be like 'half an acre of brambles' or Like 'half an ounce of Old Holburn'
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Here`s a couple or three bad uns
1. Growler
2. Camels hoof.
3. Minge.
1. Growler
2. Camels hoof.
3. Minge.
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I cant stop laughing!
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Oooops forgot about the female members. 
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dont mind me mate its all in jest!!!! 
not heard of half of the discriptions but then i havnt been in the world for many years!
not heard of half of the discriptions but then i havnt been in the world for many years!
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lady front bits:-
clout
gash
love tunnel
crack.
lady back bits:-
rusty bullet hole
70's tea towel holder(my fav)
clout
gash
love tunnel
crack.
lady back bits:-
rusty bullet hole
70's tea towel holder(my fav)
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How about- 'Driving the Pig Skin Bus into Tuna Town?'
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Or the 'Rusty Sheriffs Badge' Diddy?
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My missus calls it her 'Front Bottom'!
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brown star.
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Funny, Endpeg asks for alternative names for ladies 'Beef Curtains' and it gets loads more hits than fishing topics lol
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yellow stream flaps 
and the rusty bullet hole is just a bit lower 
or minge , fadge , warm and wet furry muff, bald beaver , going down for the gravy, love bucket, nice and moist, dry as f*ck (not in the mood) ::)
and the rusty bullet hole is just a bit lower or minge , fadge , warm and wet furry muff, bald beaver , going down for the gravy, love bucket, nice and moist, dry as f*ck (not in the mood) ::) Women's thingy?
Round this way it is known as a "Webster" after the local angling correspondant
others; Gash,Fanji,Moist Mound,Gusher and slit.
others; Gash,Fanji,Moist Mound,Gusher and slit.
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that came from a good friend of mine IVOR FLOSS BANGER
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Christiano Ronaldo 
He is a proper C*NT
He is a proper C*NT