a christmas tale [keep it going]

joffmiester · #21

the dwarfs were scraping before long all hell broke out

and with a crash bang wallop santa entered the building,gathered the dwarfs up in his sack and through them in the back of the slayand headed off back to the woods

where he asked the question

me · #22

is that simps and Gemma there in the woods

? and what the fcuk are they doing

#23

They were looking for lobworms when suddenly they bumped into a very tall yokel

thems will work well on my loughborough canal matches said the yokel, with all the joker going in thats all you will catch on come the semi final

the yokel then turned around and told Simps to pull his trousers up

joffmiester · #24

after a quick wham dam and a thankyou marm [30seconds] i realizied both had each others clothes on

and with a second look both had

joffmiester · #25

a bucket full of lobbies but simple had one rather large one hanging out of his trousers

joffmiester · #26

and even the dwarfs were shocked

and suddenly woodworm TK all came out of the bushes

whats this then

me · #27

with his camera in hand and a pervy smile on his face he turned to his cashmore cronnies and said the pictures ive just taken of what simps and gemma were doing will make me a few quid when i send them into ....................

#28

Readers wives

............ and they got £250 for there exploits

which they can put towards a deposit for their own place which wont be anywhere near any woods near ..........

me · #29

cannock chase. Simps and gemma were today seen in toys are us in the lego section looking at box sets of lego houses as gemma had told simps she wanted it built this year ready for the proud arrival of there new little .......................

#30

Toddler which has a striking resemblance of WOODHOUSE

ropa · #31

Not so shocking as some would think

As one of those dwarves in the woods was woodhouse, and he had slipped in there whilst simps had turned his back

#32

And he had told Alison he was nipping out to peg the Walsall Canal

...... when all the time he was doggin on cannock chase .............

cheslynboy · #33

Which turned out to be nothing less than a twig that got caught up in all the cross dressing so he cast it aside and decided .............................

ropa · #34

Yes , the truth was out

Doggin was 1 of woodhouses favourite past times,

, He had first slipped into this seedy business when he had stayed in Sids cafe carpark late 1 night

#35

and bumped into a very long Crappity Smacker disquised in a darf vader outfit who was also doing a bit of doggin but had told the tank commander he was down at the woodies ???

They became good mates through their dark side and are now constantly in touch

which has lead to .......

ropa · #36

Quite a bit of dogging at stars wars conventions between darf vader and dwarf vader

, this has resulted in a new film called ............

me · #37

the canal tow paths being littered with extra dog cr@p, as woodhouse and Crappity Smacker had miss understood what dogging was about and thought it was about giving every dog (4 legged type) around tipton a length. Because of this evrey dog, cat and anything with or with out 4 legs were cr@pping themselves and all over the tow paths that one of these two pervs were going to catch them and slot them

#38

It wernt Batman and Robin

it was long f*ck*r and the dwarf .............. the dastardly doggin duo who roam around the midlands looking for .......

ropa · #39

unsuspecting drunks and druggies on canal towpaths, that would willingly join them in their sordid orgies and new film called the dogging dwarves strike back, they would stalk there prey at the withching hour , but 1 night they came across....................

#40

Taypot

who is always first in the que

for ........