great i thought a quick pint and a chaser down the woodies that would sort my man flu out 
relaxed we started back towards home and i had noticed the conversation was little [that was nice] when suddenly we had a detour to the new high-cross center in leicester 
she said i thought you might like to have a look round 
[think again i thought] anyway half an-hour and £2 shorter in my pocket out we came again conversation a little better suddenly she said to the kids "daddies going to the pub and that soon put a stop to that 
after making a train track for the next hour the kids went to bed 
and dinner arrived 
watched a bit of telly and went in my fishing room and messed about only to find the tank commander had gone to bed next day wednesday i'm off to work early so i dont see the kids or the tank commander untill they are on the way to school then she pops in the shop[normally you have to stand bye your beds ]but this day she only told me i had a letter from anglers world holidays great i new what that was about holland
i normally have the afternoon off and the tank commander takes over so we passed like two ships in the night had a quick look at the letter everything was bang on and the price had'nt gone up that much so off i went fishing picked the kids up and headed home put the dinner on 
a few brownie points bottle of wine for when the tank commander walked through the door and kids bathed spot onWHAT COULD GO WRONG well how about this
the tank commander had opened the letter so she new what date i was going to holland
well in she walked
both barrels loaded 
lets get one thing straight here you know my best friend is getting married on the 9th of may dont you
and said i'd heard rumours[first mistake 
wrong answer] so i said yes question two what is the date she said i answered i dont think you told me wrong answer again question three what date do you go and come back from holland 
thats easy go the 30th and come back the 9th it went silent for minute or two then i said don't worry i'l be back the boat docks at 7am its only hull i've got to driver back from another wrong answer she gets married at 10am and i'm helping her to get ready while you look after the kids and thats not the only reason i'm mad 
no not just mad but fuming is i took you to have a look round the new high cross center because its my birthday on sunday sh#t big sh#t i've onlly had to spend one night in the duck shed 
so far
and the making up will be gooooooooood 
she should cheer up after!
now you have 2 women on your case 
