NEW YEAR BLESSING

#1

Before the memories fade,
before the networks get jammed,
and before I get drunk and loose my PC,
'a very happy Easter from all of us at the Ahlzeimers Club.

Have a great 1983.

cheslynboy · #2

:'(tears are falling knowing that this man suffering like he is ::) ia actually running the Div 1 National

Please spare a thought for the poor senior stewards that have to cope with this pressure

#3

Think of the competitors in the Div 1 that are paying for him to get drunk!

cheslynboy · #4

competitors i'll be in the bridge inn at penkridge and i'm open to bribes of pints

#5

All GREAT WRITERS are p!ssheads apparently

endpeg · #6

Talking of Alzheimers:

A guy brings his sick wife to the doctor. The doctor tells him, "We screwed up the lab results. She either has AIDS or Alzheimers."

The guy says, "Great, what should I do?"

The doctor advises, &quot

rop her off about a mile away from your house. If she finds her way home, don't f##k her!"

:D

#7

I think i'd rather have Parkinsons than Alzheimers....

It has got to be better to spill your beer rather than forget where you left it.

Guest · #8

Haven't you already drunk so much that you drop first beer of the day anyway cos of the shakes ? ? ? .....

Then you get into your car to go fishing ::)