There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man
and one of a nude
woman. They had been facing each other across a
pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky
and, with a single
gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so
patient through a hundred
blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been
given life for thirty
minutes to do what you've wished to do the
most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and
giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return,
out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have
fifteen minutes left,
would you care to do it again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes,
let's! But let's change positions.
This time, I'll hold the pigeon down
and you sh!t on its head.'
----------------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????
