Greetings!

[Simple]

No ways, For it to be breakfast you have to eat it before 12.
She never gets out of bed till after 1

[Gem]

I thought my ears were burning whilst i was out!

If its microwaveable im alrite! but thats only after i had a dreadful experiance at my nans with a Jacket Potatoe lets jst say a new microwave was required and the potatoe didnt break when thrown against a wall!

Cold beans, done that many of times ::)

Charcoal toast i got down to a tea, even my 5yr old brother wouldnt even eat it 'thats burnt Gem im not eating that!'

After many years of training i can do Tea and Coffee though

1 day i shall improve I HOPE! Gotta be some use as a female

Im one of these that doesnt like being watched and took the mick out of whilst im doing something 'domestic' lol

Just had a lovely dinner, and a whopping great big pudding! it was super! Si you would of loved it!

Time for bed soon i think, more cleaning tomorrow followed by Four Seasons in Villamoura in the afternoon where i shall be in the pool/jaccuzzi one last time for Portugal 2008!!

Cant believe i come home Tuesday night

1 of the many things to do when i get home, is to buy another 3 or 5 dayer rod license so i can go fishing for the Rolfs Weekend somebody remind me

[Simple]

You do make a top brew my dear

[Dodge]

You do make a top brew my dear  

I can hear wedding bells already ::)

[joffmiester]

brewers droop more like

[Simple]

I can hear wedding bells already

Steady on tiger
We need to get the cooking issues sorted first

brewers droop more like

Beer is like viagra to me

[joffmiester]

me too i soon shoot down the pub

[Simple]

me too i soon shoot down the pub

[me]

We need to get the cooking issues sorted first

Its sorted, you cook, gemma eats

[Dodge]

me too i soon shoot down the pub

Are you stiff when you get back Joff

[Mugger]

We need to get the cooking issues sorted first

Its sorted, you cook, gemma eats  

Problem solved, job's a good un

[Simple]

I can't cook either
Pizza, gas mark 5 for 30 mins is all I know

[Mugger]

That qualifies you as a gourmet chef compared to Gem.

[me]

Pizza, gas mark 5 for 30 mins is all I know

pizza it is then.

The gemma and Simps daily menu
monday
Breakfast - needn't bother as they don't get up before 12 oclock
Dinner - Gemma cooks a micro wave meal for 2
Tea - pizza

tuesday

Breakfast - needn't bother as they don't get up before 12 oclock
Dinner - Gemma cooks a micro wave meal for 2
Tea - pizza

wednesday

Breakfast - needn't bother as they don't get up before 12 oclock
Dinner - Gemma cooks a micro wave meal for 2
Tea - pizza

thursday

Breakfast - needn't bother as they don't get up before 12 oclock
Dinner - Gemma cooks a micro wave meal for 2
Tea - pizza

friday

Breakfast - needn't bother as they don't get up before 12 oclock
Dinner - Gemma cooks a micro wave meal for 2
Tea - a delivered chinky from wan kings as its pay day for simps

Saturday

Breakfast - needn't bother as they don't get up before 12 oclock
Dinner - Gemma cooks a micro wave meal for 2
Tea - pizza and if Simps as won a brown envolope they will have chips and garlic bread with their pizza


Sunday

A trip back to taffy land for a sunday cooked dinner from julie and malc

[Gem]

You guys crack me up!!

Wedding Bells

Yes Simps is deffo pro chef compared to me- one day ill be able to cook a nice meal thats ok i could live on pizza and microwave meals and i doubt i would put any weight on living on them! :(

Since being here in Portugal ive been woken up by builders working away at about 8/8:30am lol they are doing the villa up next door. Today was no different! Blummin builders!

Been bitten to buggery :( some insect certainly liked me, all of my feet and arms covered- sore as anything :(

Helped with the cleaning etc today till just gone dinnertime with auntie

Went back to Villamoura today to the Four Seasons place, pool, jaccuzi, had lunch- jacket potatoe and beans and cheese with salad! Chocolate mouse for pudding

My last day here tomorrow, i shall be leaveing the sunshine :( and soon seeing Si

I shall be coming home brown with white lines!

[Simple]

I hate Tan lines
I will get the brown felt tipped pens out for your return

Not long now

[Dodge]

Buiders next door simps


You know what us builders are like

[Gem]

Have you missed me?!

This time tomorrow i shall be in mid-air somewhere
Gunna miss this weather and relaxation!

[me]

You know what us builders are like

simps is a brickie so she felt at home with more brickies next door

[MALC]

Sunday

 A trip back to taffy land for a sunday cooked dinner from julie and malc

You've never tasted Jue's cooking i see Si.........