Ive done well, only now im on the computer! Arrived in Portugal last night
Patchy tanned already
theres still time though 
Back to the Pool with my wine
after a quick read through on here 
Hope everyones fine and dandy
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Evening all!!
Ive done well, only now im on the computer! Arrived in Portugal last night
Patchy tanned already theres still time though
Back to the Pool with my wine after a quick read through on here
Hope everyones fine and dandy
Ive done well, only now im on the computer! Arrived in Portugal last night
Patchy tanned already
theres still time though Back to the Pool with my wine
after a quick read through on here Hope everyones fine and dandy
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Whey hey, jammy bugger
I'm on the carling in the back garden in the rain and gloomy weather. Near enough the same as what your going through
Have a good time
I'm on the carling in the back garden in the rain and gloomy weather. Near enough the same as what your going through
Have a good time
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Good un Gem 
Watch out for them waiters
Sorry Simps .... couldnt help it
Watch out for them waiters
Sorry Simps .... couldnt help it
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Sorry Simps .... couldnt help it
Goes in one ear and out the other mate
I trust her 100%
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Sorry Simps .... couldnt help it
Goes in one ear and out the other mate
I trust her 100%
Thankyou
all a blokes gottta do is look and i go all shy lol 
i dunno- its 9pm, ive only just got out of bikini
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Goes in one ear and out the other mate
I trust her 100% [/quote]
so what are these two doing in her room taking gem for swimming lessons
I trust her 100%
[/quote]so what are these two doing in her room taking gem for swimming lessons
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Human Skittles 
She will prolly eat them both...................
Not like that Dodge before you say anything
She will prolly eat them both...................
Not like that Dodge before you say anything
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must be friends of chris V
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Human Skittles
The shape of their hats i wouldnt say skittles , I was thinking more like if the stuck one arm up each then they'd look like a giant sized rampant rabit
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So Gemma ate out a Chinese restaurant last nite while on her hols
Dont worry simps we have inspector Joff following her every move
Wonder where she will be eating tonight ??
Dont worry simps
we have inspector Joff following her every move Wonder where she will be eating tonight ??
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i think she has been doing a bit of DIY on one of the holiday gifts
it used to say kiss me quick
it used to say kiss me quick
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i'm shore she said she would be eating tonight with a few friends
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Words escape me
Your all for it when she sign's in........
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Flamin eck
Inspector joff has informed me that Gemma has ordered a " spit roast" for the main course
Inspector joff has informed me that Gemma has ordered a " spit roast" for the main course
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Wonder if its true........
'You only talk about it when you Ain't getting it'
'You only talk about it when you Ain't getting it'
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dead right there matey i really fancied a bit untill i went to watch the tank commander swimming
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Just laughed so much at them comments/pics!! Naughty naughty boys!!
good imaginations guys- they always say a picture says it all 
For information i had a vegetable quiche with salad (you eat unusual things whilst on hol!) and it wasnt very nice either, still ate it
went to Villamoura at a four seasons place my auntie got timeshare at so can use the pools/jacuzzi etc didnt make it down to the Marina. If only Simple was here Doing good not touched the hair straightners since being here- hairs one hell of a crazy mess!!
Yehaaaaaaaa
Is it raining back home?!!
*Gem ducks!*PS.... people only call me Gemma when ive done something wrong :(
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What a sport you are Gem 
Dont forget the aftersun
Dont forget the aftersun