MGB on Suicide Watch

#1

Not sure whether many realised it on Sat, but one of the 3 golden pegs in the bag ‘won’ the ‘members only’ element of the match.

The winning member, Zorro, was pushed all the way by KOD who was also sitting on a GP. KOD just fell short of Zorro by 12oz

By my calculations Zorro will pick up £133 when police confirm that MGB's sanity is restored and he is safe to come off suicide watch

Next match reverts to a single GP in the bag…………….

#2

Its a fix............................

Yamo was reading the scales for KOD's weigh, I'm sure he knocked 12oz off

Just kidding btw ;)

#3

Now dont you start............

#4

hehe couldn't resist sorry

#5

By my calculations Zorro will pick up £133 when police confirm that MGB's sanity is restored and he is safe to come off suicide watch

I should check your calculations again TK, I only make it £125. he will think I'm trying to diddle him!!

#6

No wander you've recovered so quick and been taken off the 'at risk' register............not as worse as first thought

#7

Ps - the reason for the deviation between figures is that I'd carried forward a closing 2007 balance of £16 - whereas this should have been halved 50/50 to club funds and opening start balance for 2008 - hence the £8 difference between the calculations of the ever watchful gaze of MGB and your frivolous MBS

#8

Wow thats a good get out TK. I think Ill get in touch with Seb Coe as he needs a good creative accountant to make sure the Olympic costs dont go too far over budget.

me · #9

No wander you've recovered so quick and been taken off the 'at risk' register............not as worse as first thought

but MGB as put a bill for £30.96 into cashmores now for batteries for his calculator. Thats how much he spent on having to keep buying new packets when the old batteries wore out while trying to work out how you got it too £133.00 and he could only get it to £125.00. Thats why its took him so long to reply, as hes been working out were you got your figure from

#10

but MGB as put a bill for £30.96 into cashmores now for batteries for his calculator. Thats how much he spent on having to keep buying new packets when the old batteries wore out while trying to work out how you got it too £133.00 and he could only get it to £125.00. Thats why its took him so long to reply, as hes been working out were you got your figure from

Dont give me ideas ME, If I put a bill in for all the hours on a calc. and computer time I spend on CAC's paperwork, we would go bankrupt!!
PS
I took so long to reply cus Iv'e only just got back from my "lets annoy the fishermen" holiday [Boating] ::)
Tight Lines
MGB

#11

a good creative accountant

What do you think my backgound is Davec

#12

Creative Accountancy TK.

You must have gone on the same courses as me then