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A Husband insisted on makeing love in the dark.
After 20yrs, the wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes ballistic.
"YOU IMPOTENT BA$TARD! HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME ALL THESE YEARS?!"
Husband looks her straight in the eye & calmly says.....

"Ill expain the vibrator you explain the kids....!"


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