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Search found 71 matches
- June 25th, 2009, 11:18 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes here
- Topic: michael jackson died
- Replies: 4
- Views: 447
michael jackson died
jacko died today at 12pm, everyone will be comming out of the wood work now.
- May 23rd, 2009, 7:11 pm
- Forum: Match Chat / Fishing Talk
- Topic: Woodland view
- Replies: 1
- Views: 239
Woodland view
anyone know who won today? thanks
- May 12th, 2009, 10:31 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes here
- Topic: SPOT THE MAN U FAN
- Replies: 3
- Views: 310
SPOT THE MAN U FAN
Spot the Man U fan !!!!!


- May 9th, 2009, 11:23 pm
- Forum: Match Chat / Fishing Talk
- Topic: larford
- Replies: 5
- Views: 553
larford
Dave Swain with 150lb Phil Ringer 2nd 122lb
thanks,
- May 9th, 2009, 7:57 pm
- Forum: Match Chat / Fishing Talk
- Topic: larford
- Replies: 5
- Views: 553
larford
does anyone know who won larford today. thanks
- March 30th, 2009, 9:53 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: THE WONDER DRUG
- Replies: 7
- Views: 693
THE WONDER DRUG
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.
The NICE has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful ...
The NICE has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful ...
NAILS
2 Irishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house
Paddy picks up a nail and realises it's upside down & throws it away
He carries on doing this untill Murphy says why are you throwing the nails away
Because they're upside down says Paddy
" You daft tw#t " replies Murphy
Just ...
Paddy picks up a nail and realises it's upside down & throws it away
He carries on doing this untill Murphy says why are you throwing the nails away
Because they're upside down says Paddy
" You daft tw#t " replies Murphy
Just ...
- February 27th, 2009, 12:28 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes here
- Topic: TRACK YOUR PARTNER
- Replies: 8
- Views: 614
TRACK YOUR PARTNER
lol that was my ex in that![]()
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i bet you miss him



- February 26th, 2009, 11:10 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes here
- Topic: TRACK YOUR PARTNER
- Replies: 8
- Views: 614
TRACK YOUR PARTNER
ever wondered where your partner is when your out fishing or at work, well wonder no more,,,,,,
http://www.track-your-partner.com/
http://www.track-your-partner.com/
- February 19th, 2009, 5:00 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes here
- Topic: VIRUS WARNING[ch8207]
- Replies: 6
- Views: 523
VIRUS WARNING[ch8207]
Recived this email today please read and warn others., this is not a joke.
Hi All, I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus!
I checked Snopes (URL above:), and it is for real!!
Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS ...
Hi All, I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus!
I checked Snopes (URL above:), and it is for real!!
Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS ...
- February 13th, 2009, 8:43 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Self explanatory
- Replies: 1
- Views: 275
Self explanatory
TRUE STORY!
While I was driving down the A47 the other day (going a little faster than I should have been), I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. His mate, waiting in the layby further down the road, pulled me over, walked up to the car ...
While I was driving down the A47 the other day (going a little faster than I should have been), I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. His mate, waiting in the layby further down the road, pulled me over, walked up to the car ...
- January 28th, 2009, 10:47 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes here
- Topic: TATTO
- Replies: 5
- Views: 501
TATTO
This guy thought he had the best tatto

Until he went to prison

Until he went to prison
- January 25th, 2009, 9:20 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes here
- Topic: Credit Card Scam
- Replies: 0
- Views: 181
Credit Card Scam
Beware Credit Card Scam,.. this is not a joke
Please be aware of the latest credit card scam, this has not happened to me, but I have been made aware and have passed this on as this is very important :-
This one is pretty slick since they provide Y O U with all the information, except the one ...
Please be aware of the latest credit card scam, this has not happened to me, but I have been made aware and have passed this on as this is very important :-
This one is pretty slick since they provide Y O U with all the information, except the one ...
- December 13th, 2008, 11:58 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Paddy gets a job!!!
- Replies: 0
- Views: 248
Paddy gets a job!!!
Paddy gets a job at the zoo and after 2 weeks the head keeper says paddy will you sh*g the gorilla for 2 grand, paddy says on 3 conditions,
1, You don't watch
2, I don't want my family to find out and
3, I need a fortnight to get the money together
1, You don't watch
2, I don't want my family to find out and
3, I need a fortnight to get the money together



- November 2nd, 2008, 10:36 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: The antique Mirror
- Replies: 2
- Views: 434
The antique Mirror
A newly married couple have just set up a new home. For weeks and weeks they have been saving and spending trying to make there new house look nice.
One day after the he has picked up his wages, she decides to buy a mirror for her bedroom...
Anyway she takes £50 and goes to her local antique ...
One day after the he has picked up his wages, she decides to buy a mirror for her bedroom...
Anyway she takes £50 and goes to her local antique ...
- October 15th, 2008, 10:02 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
- Replies: 7
- Views: 741
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to ...
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to ...
- October 5th, 2008, 12:10 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Whats in your handbag....
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2041
Whats in your handbag....
How do you know what laydee boyz are Dodge http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/whistle.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/whistle.gif
Had a run in with one on holiday when ...
Had a run in with one on holiday when ...
- June 25th, 2008, 11:25 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Technical Support for Operating System
- Replies: 2
- Views: 435
Technical Support for Operating System
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable ...
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable ...
- May 5th, 2008, 12:09 am
- Forum: Match Chat / Fishing Talk
- Topic: Well done GEM
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1532
Well done GEM
Well done gem, great read by the way, you must be still buzzin
hopefully many more to come, fingers crossed.

- April 27th, 2008, 1:20 pm
- Forum: Match Chat / Fishing Talk
- Topic: Fish O Mania
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3149
Fish O Mania
Sat 26th April
Heronbrook Fishery
Eccleshall, Staffordshire
Anyone know who won and what weight, cheers.
Heronbrook Fishery
Eccleshall, Staffordshire
Anyone know who won and what weight, cheers.