Simple Match Fishing Forum

PLAYER A MARK (THE DUCK) PRICE
PLAYER B KEVIN JONES
                              STROKE
HOLE    YARDS   PAR    INDEX       A      B       RESULT
  1         310       4         7           5      5       MARK 1 UP
  2         283       4       15          4      6       MARK 2 UP
  3         153       3       17          4      4       MARK 3 UP
  4         302       4         9           7      5       MARK 2 UP
  5         519       5         3           6      5       MARK 2 UP
  6         235       4       11           6      5       MARK 2 UP
  7         374       4         5           5      5       MARK 3 UP
  8         424       4         1           5      5       MARK 4 UP
  9         266       4         4           5      6       MARK 5 UP
                        35      OUT        47    46


Well done Mr Price  even though I had to give you 9 shots start.  To beat you I needed to play to a +2 handicap  and that is not going to happen. Beat you on all accounts of a level field though 

Waldorf you ought to be ashamed.
Hang your head low and be prepared for a year of yellow stream taking.
Why not try 100metre race next - although I doubt either of you would complete the course.
Second thoughts best try tiddlywinks

11 over after 9. I'd take up fishing if i were you.............

well the poor duck man had some 10yr old sticks and had never picked a club up in 15yr
so I think 1 shot a hole should be manageable for a man with £1000s of pounds of clubs a powered trolley while I struggle to hump my old bag round
better luck next time waldorf x x
are u good at anything

How long have I got to think about it

He makes a nice green Thai curry

Dont tell him that Statler, I dont cook bulk orders

Oh...........Tamer you forgot to tell the folks I was playing one handed

I take it Tamer couldn't walk a proper course

I was piggy backing him after 4 holes God am I knackered

it wasn't me doing zigzags mr cup he hits a golf ball like he throws a wag it can go anywere


thank you for the pint x

and the money

Iwere fishing on the Concra Wood length of Lough Muckno last week.
It is basically on a span new golf course (posh crappity smack).
About 50 yards from me a golf buggy came full pelt down the grass chased by a group of fanatical ball prodders wandering about with upturned walking sticks. The buggy had no driver and went head first srraight into the lake. The prodders recovered it after a bit.
Really funny incident