Guinness
Drinking Competition
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd
of drinkers.
He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers.
I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10
pints of Guinness back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.
One man even leaves.
Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps
the Texan... on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the
Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking
them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says,
If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you
were gone?"
The Irishman replies,
Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".
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Nice one Joff....gonna ave to nick this one
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Nice one Joff....gonna ave to nick this one
well i nicked it off TK
MUST SAY ONE OF THE BETTER ONES
out of the hundreds of 
well 
basically ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)crap ones 
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I can't see crappity smack all funny in it.
It is a true statement in a pub I go in in 'Blaney
It is a true statement in a pub I go in in 'Blaney
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Nice one Joff....gonna ave to nick this one
well i nicked it off TK
MUST SAY ONE OF THE BETTER ONES
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I can't see crappity smack all funny in it.
It is a true statement in a pub I go in in 'Blaney
Heard that your're full on Blaney..William
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Hows the Laners doin on T&M ?¿?
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Probably won't go till next month Pedro; let them others have a blast first ::)