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I don't like all these jokes.

I think some of you need a session in burgatory.

Its only horseplay Bill!

Gee, I thought the steaks were high

Joff said they eat a lot of it in The Neddylands

Here is the result of the 2.45 at Edinburger
(for those that don't know Edinburger is just off the Cownobeath Road)

Ist Tesco Burger
Trained by Mr Piggott (Who kindly donated the pork additives). The horse was bred by Mothers Pride
The Runner-up was Hoof Hearted.

The source of this confidential information is horseradish.

The prize was the Nags Head Cup ::) ::)

Second prize was a tin of Lidl Korean meatballs, cuz they really are the bogs dollocks ;-)