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Just had someone on the phone....
How's your wobbly cheeks
He said it was slapped quite hard today

The little fat jumped up never come down none conformist scrawch horn. He said he wouldnt say nowt.


Someone pull this knife from between my shoulderblades.

A cabbage coulda caught off his peg Si, bet he didnt tell ya he was in strop mode before the match?, bloody numpty lost a few as well

Ad Slade reckons the peg he was on is the aquarium

Ask sTinky where his casters are?

Ive just noticed there are 2 guests online, i bet sTinky,s one of em chuckelin to himself.

I doubt it mate, he don't know how to turn it on lol

I knew he had won as soon as he rung up. He don't normally bother if he has a sh!t day hehe.

"Can you send the results in the Express and Star please"

I bet his chest was well and truly pushed out after the match wasn't it, strutting around like a big fat rooster

I,m speechless. I can just imagin it though, Si, Si, i,ve won ive won.



Little git

He also said he liked spanking Bob Cook's wobbly cheeks to with his new pole  

Well least he has won one this year  

Hes like a little terrier aye he. . I said to Bob i,d like to thank you for allowing me to fish this match!!!. but i aye gunna

Hope you win a few Yale matches mate and give it him back

What goes around comes around. I,ll av the little sh*t. The gloves are well and truly off. .


Some am numb
Some am dumb
Look out sTinky , here i come

Love it

Let the begin...........

Look forward to the Yale match write ups

I was talking to Tinky today and he reckons he's gonna do it all again next time he get's his new magic wand out.

I was talking to Tinky today and he reckons he's gonna do it all again next time he get's his new magic wand out.

I hope you didn't mention this thread to him

I might of mentioned something oops! He had nothing but praise for you though si

lol I bet, he normally slags me off
Shame he don't come on here more. He is the Banter Master

Ah! Looks like sTinky,s set up an OP, They did the same at Rawks Drift, The Alimo and The Little Bighorn. Day do em a lot a good tho.

Be affraid sTinky, Be very affraid, The welders beatin the drum,


No prisoners.

Ok sTinky here it is big money time 50p no bugger it, a £1 a match. i.ll end up with a sore leg from all those coins.

I might of mentioned something oops! He had nothing but praise for you though si

Did he have any praise for me?

In fact we was talking about you aswell he says your a cracking canal angler but your a moaning sh~t oh and your a bit of a untidy person or something to that description.

In fact we was talking about you aswell he says your a cracking canal angler but your a moaning sh~t oh and your a bit of a untidy person or something to that description.

In fact we was talking about you aswell he says your a cracking canal angler but your a moaning sh~t oh and your a bit of a untidy person or something to that description.

I never moan PP....i just like winding the short fat bloke up.

never moan

but you are a sh1t

choc i rember taking someone for a pint once done the club after an agm could just about walk and talk after has not been with me since