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Paddy buys a chainsaw which guarantees to cut down 40 trees in a hour.
Paddy sets to work but only cuts 10 in the hour.
So he takes it back to the shop. He says to the shop owner 'Dis doesn't cut 40 trees an hour, I've only done 10!!
With that the shop owner starts up the chainsaw.
Paddy looks at him and says 'Fookin' hell what's that noise?'

Oh dear me.....get ya coat MrV......

Reminds me of when Paddy and Mick saw an advert for a job. Tree fellers required, it said. To be sure said Paddy, it's a shame there's only two of us!

Just when we thought they couldn't get any worse