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Posted: May 28th, 2012, 11:43 pm
1. duz tha fart?, cuz tha blows me away!!!!
2.is thi mam an dad retarted?, cuz thas special to me!
3.me luv for thee is like shits,i just cant hold it in!
4.is there a mirrors in ur knickers, cuz i can see me sen in em!
5.tha body reminds me of a spanner. . .every time i think of thee me nuts tighte up!
6.tha might not be the best lookin bird in here,but beauty is just a light switch away!!!
2.is thi mam an dad retarted?, cuz thas special to me!
3.me luv for thee is like shits,i just cant hold it in!
4.is there a mirrors in ur knickers, cuz i can see me sen in em!
5.tha body reminds me of a spanner. . .every time i think of thee me nuts tighte up!
6.tha might not be the best lookin bird in here,but beauty is just a light switch away!!!
