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Here you go TK, ready and waiting

Bl**dy hell - I'll just be getting around to post them in 7 days time

Do you really expect us to believe that. You will be down the pub and Si will be going frantic waiting for the results.

No rest assured Davec.......I should be back about now next Sunday evening................or will I

Here you go TK, ready and waiting  

Si. You should know better. TK's grueller results are like the lottery mate....a different time every weekend.
Mind you, i have yet to see TK get his No.2 ball stuck up his pipe yet, as happened on this weeks lottery

could be painful

How ya gorron then, sorry i wanna theer. any road up yo deserve a medal, bloody cool tday

What a hard match. Well and truly gruellered today

ive finally found a venue worse than greengore lane

TK's grueller results are like the lottery mate.

Well the Lottery is on now so the results should be up by now

with tks lottery you have to wait until he's landed back on earth after his 2 shandys which at the earliest i predidct will be late sunday afternoon

The suspence is killing me

Slight insight about the day?!

Mouse had 176 of one kind of fish.....
[edit]And I have a picture [/edit]

176 of something ...thats worse than knowing nothing LOL !

Are we talking bleak, roach or whitebait for his lunch ?

The info i had was lots of small fish...

i fished for them!

You did mate and won the mars bar off me, well done.

I can't put the pics up yet because it will reveal the winner.
TK just been on the trumpet and says he will do the results first thing in the morning

Did MrV sign off with a good weight

TK just been on the trumpet and says he will do the results first thing in the morning  

well i ve just got up all nice and hung over and thought i will just have a quick look at the results before i got to work as its after first thing ing the morning, and what do i see ??????????
Bloody Nothing . TK must still be ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Just got up.............. I'll pen summat after a brew

A depleted turnout of 11 were greeted with a slight sprinkling of snow. No problems on the outlet thought BDM, the inlet might just be a different proposition.
In fact BDM had had a ‘mars bar bet’ with JK the night before that he wouldn’t draw on the outlet (which he secretly wanted too)
Pegging sorted with MrV who had arrived early and put 17 in. With only 11 turning up it was 2 sections, 6 on the outlet, 5 on the inlet.
‘Hum……where do I really want?’ thought BDM as he’d clocked that there was no warm water being pumped in the KP which flows through to the outlet. ’Yep, still the outlet’.
Well the first 6 to draw all pulled outlet pegs and there was a few happy faces   as they wandered off to their pegs………..and then there were a few not so happy faces  :( when they realised they were on the inlet.
BDM was left with peg 5 in the bag (well MrV’s hat) on the inlet - mars bar won off JK  .
Even worse KOD was next peg to BDM……….that’s usually a recipe for a disaster…….that’s why he got his name.  
Well what a start.
First rig on and plumbed up across. Sorted. Not sorted…… the rig was subsequently trashed before rig 2 was set. Was it gunna be one of those days again……..had the KOD factor already kicked in?  >:(
New rig on for across.
2nd rig sorted for down the track and bottom of far shelf, with a longish line to allow for exploring every inch of the swim.
A 3rd rig, for a choppie get out of jail swim was set up.
The off. Two cups of punch fed both down the track and across.
KOD who was not too chuffed to put it bluntly at being on the inlet had a fish across first put in. Then another. Then another. In fact 5 for about 10oz before BDM had his first bite on punch which promptly jettisoned the hook and came off.  :'(
No more bites on punch so a favoured double disco over the punch lines started producing a few roach. Around the hour mark a flurry of caster roach of a better stamp. Then the KOD factor kicked in as a better unseen fish snagged BDM on inside weed. A few expletives from the BDM as rig 2 was trashed. A duplicate was set up but it just didn’t seem to work the same for some reason
KOD continues to batter the BDM and reports that MrV is catching a decent stamp of fish.  
Yamo puts in an appearance and reports that the outlet is fishing dire down their end. He’s dry, Zorro’s had two minnows and the Chockie Munster has about 30 bits.  
Time marches on as odd fish grace the nets of BDM and KOD. About an hour to go BDM hits a his best fish of the day. Take it steady and avoid that inside weed. A few more expletives as the unseen munster comes off in the track.  >:(
What a nightmare for BDM who manages to trash another rig following that.  >:(
A late flurry or silvers but KOD has been putting fish in the net too……….too much ground for the BDM to make up he thinks, especially as KOD snares a late 1/2lb plus Kinver tiger.
All out and time for the scales.
Drynet first to weigh sets a cracking pace with a dead 6lb of mainly Kinvers. He’s also got a 2lb jackpike out too  
With the absence of warm water the rest of the outlet has fished dire……….the worse by a mile in all the BDM’s trips to it over 20 years plus.
Simple Simons picked up a few bits and pieces on his beloved punch whilst Chockie Munster has gone out and out for the beasties…………
With no one getting remotely close, Drynet secures the section. Onto the inlet.
MrV set’s the benchmark for the inlet.
KOD follows with a similar net……..this is close…………..call it right SS (who is on the beam scales).  
Another similar net follows from the BDM
Anyway, enough of my waffle……….here’s the results

Peg
2 The Shark 1-13-3
3 Phil B 0-7-3
5 BDM 3–10-7 (section winner)
6 KOD 3–8–13
7 MrV 3-6-0



10 Yamo DNW
11 Zorro 0-7-15
12 Ratbag 1-7-4
14 Cotti 0-13-13
16 S Simon 0-9-11
17 Drynet 6-0-0 (section winner)