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Joffie was out on his country estate hearding up his flock of 10000 turkeys ready for slaughter .......

Joffie was out on his country estate hearding up his flock of 10000 turkeys ready for slaughter .......

and they sh!t everywhere ! .......

snow was laying all a round ,just at the point where the heard of gobbling turkeys were about go in the lorry i discovered a golden egg

I took it to the jewellers WH Henn Ltd and they told me these were very rare, only found in Eggypt and parts of Turkey.

Egged on with this good news I nicked one the turkeys, had a quick g---le, sat on it and off we flew, whip in hand, to Turkey where

Joff was running a match,everyone had a bite a chuck but a few still moaned about joffs pegging

Method feeders , pellets . paste and all other noddy crap were banned in turkey ........ infact there were lakes , canals and rivers stuffed with stamp roach and maggots were proper cheap and easily bred off the sh!t kebabs they have over there

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after the match ::) a large crowd gathered to see this egg and then one great big bloke stepped forward
"COME COME WITH ME

It was Bob the gas man, he was over six meters high.

And nearly as wide as Lloydy, he sat down next to Bill and said....

Bill ! get your crappity smack haircut ffs .........

Now Bill is a man of very few words and replied with two of them............. ...........

With which it was time for the raffle .......


Woodhouse won a days pampering and makeover ......

And second prize went to Dodge, a years free subscription for channel 5 so be could watch his beloved Manchester city play in Europe while he played with his.....

i phone watching Wolverhampton Wanderers on the comedy channel ! 

after the banter had stopped in the crowd woodhouse lloydy and dodge said to me don't do it he looks trouble woodhouse said well i'm off then  ::)back to my love nest as i've found another two love eggs in my

Net bag along with a family of ...........................

Dingles, who were getting ready to.............

give Leopold his much needed makeover but......