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went to a fancy dress party on saturday night ,went as a loaf of bread











the birds wouldn't leave me a lone all night

I went too, dressed only in my "Y" fronts, the master of ceromonies asked me what Id come as, I told him " a premature ejeculation!" he said " Sir, I cannot announce that!!" ... " OK, no worries, " I said, " just say Ive come in my pants!!"

What has twenty faces and three teeth?...........An episode of jeremy kyle

Mute shepherds; Hard to come by.