Simple Match Fishing Forum

A bit of fun guys to pass the winter months. What would you get fellow club members and guests for Christmas !! I will start it with some arm bands for Kyle, a new clicker for Keith and a bigger shed for Gino!!! Let’s get the festive spirit going

Personally for Simon - Some more weather forecasting lessons.

https://uk.video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/s ... tion=click

Terry - a toadstool to sit on

Tony - Mr Burns guide to Blasphemy

Uncanny likeness and I guess we are about the same age!!

May have to get Mick a piggy bank to store all those nuggets he will be clawing back next year!

Working on it; although Burns doesnt normally do Xmas pressies for employees and lesser mortals

As a starter, how about an extended pole rest for Keith to put Pinnochio on

Would be a hell of an extension!.....

I'd also buy Troy and my brother a doppelganger to go to work to allow them more time on the bank

Clive already has his present.....no more Res matches!!!

I am feeling victimised, cannot understand why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I may be a little number dyslexic though.

As for Tony, he is always on bloody holiday, puts Dave to shame.

I would get Mick and Gino one of the pound coin dispensers that go in your pocket.

Are you insinuating that I go on holiday a lot. And no I’m not home yet I’m posting on the free WiFi in Tenerife port. It’s typical fishing weather ...... peeing down with rain.

I think that some portable sonar equipment for Simon to help locate
all the pole sections that he drops in the lakes is a must. Don't worry
bout the pound dispensers a direct debit will be much easier

Good call Mick...although should I be concerned that I was in your thoughts at 3am ?

Working night shift Simon trying to stay awake

Not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed

After recent events maybe a proper fishing seat for Si and a loud bell to summons help from the good wife!!!!!!

It's not the fishing, had enough of the Mrs telling me that!...but that bell would be useful and constant supply of gas and air !!

For Clive (referring to the Res 2019 post) - an nice new MANGLE

A nice book for those of us who dont fish on the top - 'The guide to noddy fishing'
......and for John and those that do - 'Noddys guide to real fishing'

.....and for Clive again, once he's used the mangle, a nice new pair of bionic balls
Must say I quite fancy a pair of those myself

Following Terrys takeover bid I would get him a tin hat !! And a big wooden spoon for Tony to stir those pots even more! Also for mine and Gino’s other halves a copy of the maggotdrowners thread where guys fess up to at least 100 matches a year !! John gets a new bin or shredder for that West Ham season ticket!