Caption Competition No 217

#2

Ye lad these 30ft nets are too lung av been pullin it up haf
thee mornin

#3

Ye lad these 30ft nets are too lung av been pullin it up haf
thee mornin

#4

Excuse me mate, you havnt seen a raindeer with a shiny red
nose av ya?

#5

Well by gum you wouldnt believe it lad,im pullin thee net owt
an seagulls done that all down mi bloody boot.

#6

Cracker

#7

What's the net for ?

#8

Giz an hand to fasten mi jacket criss ive eaten too many
mince pies.

#9

Pull this up Trev lad , av u felt the weight of these crayfish.

#10

Bread! Garlic bread. Am ey eerin ya riight lad,gaarrlic....bred.
Non of that foren muck for thee lad.

Blues · #11

Trev lad, I haven't hidden the mince pies in my keep net

#12

Ooooh Chris,,,thats a long un you got :surprise

#13

You havnt got 9oz by any chance criss av ya? Phew!

#14

Giz a pull up with this net Trev lad...its either snagged on bottom of cut or Bigcol has fell in it

Wait for it

#15

Was that Obis head stickin out that boat criss? I think so,i
heard the bloke shout at him " stick ur head back in or they'll think
its a horse box ".

MrV · #16

Al gi thi a tip lad.. If tha keeps thi net in't watter til scales ger ere, tha chucks thi fish in't basket and arf a gallun a watter guz in wee em...puts parnds on thi weight lad.....

Az tha gorreny them pies left or az tha sent em oop to lad wi dodgy legs on t'end peg

MICK E · #17

That Pike of mikes just wont let go

Blues · #18

Al gi thi a tip lad.. If tha keeps thi net in't watter til scales ger ere, tha chucks thi fish in't basket and arf a gallun a watter guz in wee em...puts parnds on thi weight lad.....
Az tha gorreny them pies left or az tha sent em oop to lad wi dodgy legs on t'end peg

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#19

As this is the season of goodwill and I am the true Santa Claus can I please ask that if you have got 9 oz can I ask you to put the little fishies back !

MICK E · #20

Trev, if I put 9oz back I will still owe 4oz at end of match

Merry Xmas Trev