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Still, it'll fatten all the 10000 turkeys up so Lloydy can have 'seconds' - his favourite meal. Just then, in came...............

the tipton lads "are you all right mate and what are doing on all fours with a load gobbling turkeys around you  suddenly it became clear  :oin the puke lay 4/5 golden eggs  the tipton lads notice the rest of us looking at them [nothing unusual there ]woodworm didn't know which way to face as he couldn't remember which team he was fishing for at the present time  what have we here then woodworm..............................................

.........as he wiped out his pinkie

went home and looked through his eighteen Ikea wardrobes for his fishing jacket with his current team on it. After going through countless jackets he did find it after a couple of days.

Hey Lloydy lets go to..............

The oak for a curry, but lloydy declined as his body is a temple so Woodhouse looked
Through his phone for another friend but..............

he went in to the ugly phone book and phoned massey

Massey met up with the little guy and in a disgusting tone; "son" he said " you are neither big enough or man enough to lick my..............."

stamps on my christmas cards come on lets get hold of these eggs before simon and gem see them or they might want to...................

where has everyone gone

They have flew back to Manchester to watch..........................

to watch the crappity smack golden turkey eggs hatch out ...................