Simple Match Fishing Forum

BDM was sorting out the pegging to make sure the ones with dodgy...........

wallets coul have the longesr walks. Lo and behold a Roller appears and out pops this couple in their wedding tackle. they looked familiar, very familiar, in fact it was .....................

simon and gemma what are you doing here in turkey ::) ::)or need we ask simon with a red face said we want some of the action you don't come across golden eggs very often and i just got ............

Pie and peas ! ........

..........because Gem blew up the kitchen, after microwaving a tin of beans while they were still in the tin

Gemma loves beans, but the one big problem is they make her want to......

......... have some toast with them, but as she lost the recipe for toast she has to................

go to the chippy and have fish , chips , peas and gravy like all proper northern folk washed down with a pint of holt,s bitter .........

It was getting late and Simon wanted to get an hour in so he got his tackle out and................

......... and promptly got carried off by the local plod for indecent exposure, leaving Gem wondering ........

Wheres the nearest night club so i can have a boogy and..............................

sup shandies .........

Now shandies might sound a strange name for a Labrador but when Gemma and simple had got him from the rescue centre he was.....

...........while that Northern Monkeeee Dodge does a poor impression of Bez on the dancefloor ..........

and Ashley Cole got chinned for just being Ashley Cole ! ........

while all this was going on someone had made off with the golden eggs that woodhouse must of put down in the night club after pulling a real turkey on the dance floor but when he spotted the eggs gone he...........

Got the turkeys phone number so the night wasn't completely.....................

......... Wasted, but when he woke up next morning, naked and handcuffed to the railings in the town square he...........................

phone his big gay mate lloydy i think I've had a intruder lloydy can you come and take a look .when lloydy arrivied all hell was let loose all the turkeys and turks that had ............................

come to watch Little and Large were not disappointed. Then Lloydy and Leopold............