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Bet your really glad you never come now aint you

Bet your really glad you never come now aint you  

Its still there waiting for an unsuspecting barge to go by

MGB is now probably the owner of that collectors piece of equipment  

Not yet, but if I do, where do I send the bill for a new prop to?
MGB

You'll be aok MGB................


Just stick to your 'normal' route and remember to turn left out of the Extension

simple your one away now

Yup, 1 away from 2nd, 3rd or 4th

World strongest man 2009 has a new event to test the upper back and grip strength. This event is to be held on pelsall canal by the junction, the contestants must pull a blue rope and see what happens---

World strongest man 2009 has a new event to test the upper back and grip strength. This event is to be held on pelsall canal by the junction, the contestants must pull a blue rope and see what happens---

Dont do that, you might pull the bl...dy plug out!!!

Congratulations one and all, that's one of the most entertaining reports of any   match that I've read in ages.
Some great pictures too, that 1st photo of Yamo and the pup looks like it's just about to pee up his leg.
And the 1st one of TK, I now realise is him looking at a tray of rigs and not reading a prayer as I 1st thought.

And the 1st one of TK, I now realise is him looking at a tray of rigs and not reading a prayer as I 1st thought

Nice one Mugger  


Reminds me -  I never mentioned the 'disaster' in the original report did I  


There I was, working my track rig beautifully....................


No bites after 2.5 hours, but believe me I was working it beautifully - a sight to behold.


The wind gets up, blowing from left to right...............


Everybodies smashed ice comes through my peg...........  


Looking for a 'hole' down the track I snare a piece of ice...........yep youve probably guessed it............hook comes free and rig is trashed as it wraps round the top two like a back widows web  


After 5 mins of Spruceys muted laughter at me trying to unravel the mess - I'd only just retied the trashed rig the day before at work and it was 'cock on'   just at that mo up pops David Bailey Budgie as I'm hastily looking to get back in and snare that elusive fish that I still fully expected to catch with an hour to go

After the off and about a minute of unsuccessfullytrying to hook a joker, I realised I’d got a rogue ‘un stuck to my spectacle lens

That still cracks me up.........


So many brilliant one lines in there

what doe's dry mean did only three catch

i see why they are called gruellers now TK

i think i would get on just fine with you lot i can't catch a thief in a jail at the moment

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T.K. wrote... &quot raw done, I set off with Simps to peg 15 to clear his peg of ice, being as he’d never been on a breaker before. No probs – less that ½ inch thick. A couple of nibbles on the inside with the hammer and line………waste of time might as well break from far over as its only thin and can drag the sheets back.
3rd chuck and a problem…………shrieks of hysterical laughter from Simps as the cord follows the hammer………..I thought my foot – at at least Simps’ – was on the end of the cord.  
Sh*te…………Simps get the pole out, the cord is recoverable from half way. Setting it up the curse strikes again………..Simps curses as he reckons one of the sections has ‘gone’ whilst assembling the pole.

Cord recovered and his peg his soon cleared."

now the funny thing is folks, that when T.K. borrowed my hammer, he told me was doing some slabbing..  
:o

mmmmmmmmmmmmm....

I wondered why TK had a rubber donger too lol
All is clear now

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We got it back daint we


Honest - you can have it back next time I catch up with you

think i would get on just fine with you lot

What you doing a week on Sat Joffie - there's one peg left

think i would get on just fine with you lot  

What you doing a week on Sat Joffie - there's one   peg left  

i dought i'l get in the team for the semi so i might as well
cheers for asking TK but i think they will want me to do my dying heron impression