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I pulled up at a crossroads on a rural road in Ireland to ask an old timer who was using a scythe to clear the hedgerows for directions to Hill Street lake. He points straight ahead and sez &quot at road takes ye to Dublin". Points left and sez Dat road takes ye to Ennis. Points right and sez &quot at road takes ye to Limerick". Points back the way we have just come and sez &quot at road takes ye to anywhere else in Ireland ye wants to go!!"   :-/               The car was rocking with laughter. Needless to say, we gave up trying to find the lake and went on the Shannon instead 

I've often thought that if DC had been a cricket commentator he might have referred to a former Pakistan cricket captains as

'In me mam's old hat'.