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Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 9:23 pm**

drew Nene parade on the March Xmas match on the Old Nene next to mad as a hatter Phil Speakman. Started on bread at 5 joints, had 50 fish in the first hour, then struggled as the flow increased. Ended up catching on hemp across and finished on 137 fish for 18 pound and 6th in the match (80 beer tokens), 23lb won it, three 21lbs a 19 then me. In retrospect a poor second hour probably cost me second place. Any way mustn`t grumble i could have been sitting next to the winner. By the way nutty Phil was owning up to 20lb plus, he said that he had 14 skimmers (10-12 ozzers) in the first hour, plus roach that averaged 3 oz every put in. He weighed 14lb 9oz! He even stated that when he`s on fish he likes to drink cans of red bull as it speeds him up. All this was said to a gallery of half a dozen people. The more he opens his mouth the more his foot goes in. Proper nutter.

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 9:26 pm**

By the way nutty Phil was owning up to 20lb plus, he said that he had 14 skimmers (10-12 ozzers) in the first hour, plus roach that averaged 3 oz every put in. He weighed 14lb 9oz! He even stated that when he`s on fish he likes to drink cans of red bull as it speeds him up. All this was said to a gallery of half a dozen people. The more he opens his mouth the more his foot goes in. Proper nutter.

I want one of those to fish my matches..

I wont take the p!ss.....honest.

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 9:29 pm**

drew Nene parade on the March Xmas match on the Old Nene next to mad as a hatter Phil Speakman. Started on bread at 5 joints, had 50 fish in the first hour, then struggled as the flow increased. Ended up catching on hemp across and finished on 137 fish for 18 pound and 6th in the match (80 beer tokens), 23lb won it, three 21lbs a 19 then me. In retrospect a poor second hour probably cost me second place. Any way mustn`t grumble i could have been sitting next to the winner. By the way nutty Phil was owning up to 20lb plus, he said that he had 14 skimmers (10-12 ozzers) in the first hour, plus roach that averaged 3 oz every put in. He weighed 14lb 9oz! He even stated that when he`s on fish he likes to drink cans of red bull as it speeds him up. All this was said to a gallery of half a dozen people. The more he opens his mouth the more his foot goes in. Proper nutter.

Another bad peg then Steve??

Flow? What flow?? Try sitting in a windy peg where your pole pulls you off your box.

I HATE THE WIND!!!!

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 9:35 pm**

I want one of those to fish my matches..

I wont take the p!ss.....honest.
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you have but its hard to take the p!ss out of ur self.

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 9:36 pm**

March sounds a lovely place, just wish it was closer. Every month in Match fishing I love reading about the places Wayne, fishes, roach roach and more roach. hmmm
Chris, at the end today there was a hot buffet which included Sausage rolls, mince pies and hot French onion soup!! of which I had about 4 cups! It wasn't too windy on our match today but its getting Windy now..... Bloody soup!!

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 9:44 pm**

Right you bunch of crappity smack yellow stream takers.

Shakey Boys - I really hope your crappity smack after the league Indian is going down well and there aint many crappity smack bones in the crappity smack curry. And theres more; I hope you all have the crappity smack shits in the morning and don't come round to my house for any crappity smack Andrex cuz I've used it all.

Anybody got a spare crappity smack trolley wheel.

I hope some crappity smack replies cuz none of my team have spoke to me tonight.

crappity smack it all

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 9:47 pm**

I take it you haven't had a good day then Bill?

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 9:47 pm**

Lee, your tips gone round...... strike!!!

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 9:49 pm**

It is with utmost pleasure that I find someone has spoken to me.

Thank you

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 9:50 pm**

Too late Chavey.....

Any body got a spinner i can lend to get my rod back?

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 9:53 pm**

u'll have to strip off and go in for it...........................

second thoughts i'll buy u a new rod and reel, coz seein that won't be a pretty sight!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 9:58 pm**

Well Bill .....

I remember Georgey Babey almost did that across us on the super league at wombourne as he had several holes in his keepnet and ended up last in his section when he should of been 2nd

but we still won the day so we didn't fall out with him 8-)

However like your team mates i am in two minds whether to talk 2 u now after u told georgey babey that i had gone the other way up the canal AFTER you had walked past me

Was it because i took so bloody long walkin back that u thought i had turned round 8-) :( :(

Anyway after your day i feel you need all the friends u can get so i wont hold a grudge

Newho ..... thank fek that the angling times is over for this year, as i have had the most frustrating of leagues :( :(

Think i'm gna go do some squatt n bread fishin at curdworth for a bit now

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 10:24 pm**

Crappitty smacking ace Bill

.......... someone has had a worse weekend than me

Luv it

Nearly Chrimbo Bill

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 10:27 pm**

I can remember Bezza costing us a round of the Shroppie when i fished for JTE Wolves through having a hole in his net.

I lost a section of the Warks to Endpeg after having a hole in my net.

Probably the worse thing i've seen is a team mate (A member on here) bringing his fish down the net to weigh in...The pleb had his top ring under water....

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 10:36 pm**

Do share with us Mr Woodhouse

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 10:55 pm**

The pleb

I dont know any plebs on here

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 11:01 pm**

Unless Woodhouse is talking about himself in the third person

Posted: **December 21st, 2008, 11:22 pm**

Yes Bezza used to fish with us.
Must be crappity smack catching.

Posted: **December 22nd, 2008, 8:33 am**

Tek no notice Bill

Posted: **December 22nd, 2008, 9:39 am**

I was next to the winner today at March.
Dave Harpin had 23lb 10oz (mainly tench) to my 9lb 8oz of Roach
I must add that he was on an end peg.

chris are you a one trick pony didn't you take any worm and casters

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