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Cum on Ha Ha let me into the secret.........I aint got a clue who is who

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OMG a post with no "HA" in it

H.A   HA SS put your  glass on what is the first letter      & H.A HA i ant mod it    

you've lost me on that last post GT.

.................thanks to a dear friend it looks like ive got hold of some of worm and joker for me and barbara for saturday. Ive even cancelled my match today so i can definetly be free from work on saturday. Is anybody having a wager with me? mr v? tk has cleverly declined a wager. barabra is willing to put wagers too, please contact me to arrange wagers.
if i do get hold of worm and joker, then we will not be sharing as no one offered to share with us.No offence meant by this, but each to their own. I am so confident the roach and perch will love it. chub will lap up the wasp grub to.
The only problem i now have is the sandwiches, other than simple simon's huge order, and tk's brawn no one else is taking advantage. Ignore yamo, these are freshly made sandwiches by barbara who was once a school dinner lady and knows how to cook.

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ok you guys, if any of you have read another fishing forum regards to me alledgely cheating please ignore this accuses. After winning 5 matches on the trot, the match guy decided to start a hate campaign against me accusing me of smuggling fish in cooler bags and large containers. he had no proof. It might have had something to do with me stealing barbara off him. She used to sit behind him at matches now she's behind me. Dont worry i will not be after any of your wives or partners, i'm not like that.

you've lost me on that last post GT.

H.A sorry SS had one off his H.A  H.A tantrum

barbara and me last time things got a bit frisky in the kitchen.

barbara and me last time things got a bit frisky in the kitchen.

No wander you lost all that weight

i did lose weight because of her cooking not our horny sex.
barbara however has put on, but its not what you look like, its the type of person you are and in her case the type of fisherman she is. roll on saturday.

PMSL

ok guys, i have a few problems. i have only 1 keepnet, mice have got in our shed and bit holes through my old keepnet, so if anyone can provide me with a replacement free of charge i would be happy. Also barbara is experiencing back pains, so if she cannot make it i will need to get a cab.This is going to be expensive so i wondered if you guys would chip in with the cab fare. what you think? you all seem charitable, and all keen for me to come.Alternatively someone drive to tamworth pick me up and drive there and back. If someone does this, i will personally
thank them as only Hoddy can.


But guys[highlight] dont worry[/highlight], despite her bad back barbara will still be making the sandwiches as promised. you can breathe easy again now. sorry to worry you.

Hoddy

The guy who is providing me with worm and joker is known to his close mates as 'the horny monk' and he to is interested in this series of matches. Now this guy isnt quite in my league, but he does get big weights in the summer, last year he caught 23lb at moorland farm. He is a good all rounder, bit fat tho but he does drive so me and barbara would get a lift every week. He cannot make tomorrow as he is selling his meat, but he is available next week and all through the summer. Many of you could learn off him, like you would off me, he is keen to help young and old and would never shirk a challenge. I chatted to him earlier on the business phone as he is a client of ours, and he is well up for giving you lot a pasting.oops, i let you know his secret bait.oops

Hoddy

barbara and me last time things got a bit frisky in the kitchen.

Did you lick that off  

yes, we became frisky once i started licking it off. what started off as a food fight ended in pure erotic exstacy.

Bloody hell Noddy..........do the BBC know you're out there? What a script writer you'd make.

I've some bad news though...........I've cracked my ribs laughing at this so much do'nt think I can make it on Sat. Good job I didn't accept the wager(s).......wouldn't have wanted you to have taken my bish bosh by default

HA.HA will have to run the match in my absence.........I'm sure he'll put you and Barb right once he see's what pegs you've drawn

Who will be using your bloodworm and joker , What a waste

Sold it on.........there was plenty of takers