‘Ring, ring’.
Heinzer ; Hello
Young lady : Is that Mr Dave Meredith?
Heinzer : It is
Young lady : I understand you are secretary of Cashmores AC who control the Wyrley & Essington canal at Pelsall
Heinzer : Yes, that’s right
Young lady : We’d like to do a feature for the Angling Times on your waters
Heinzer (getting interested) Yes
Young lady : Yes we’d like to cover the ‘Stalking Heron’ technique
Heinzer : The what?
Young lady : The Stalking Heron technique
Heinzer ‘ Hey? What’s that?
Young lady : It’s a technique that TK and Tricast62 use to good effect on matches on the canal
Heinzer : ‘silent’ part from a bit of umming and arring……..
Young lady hands over receiver……….
‘You’ve been framed’
is shouted down the line by a practical joker whose Cashmores identity will remain secret (well for a least another couple of posts)’ 
