is it time for another christmas tale

#81

Still, it'll fatten all the 10000 turkeys up so Lloydy can have 'seconds' - his favourite meal. Just then, in came...............

joffmiester · #82

the tipton lads "are you all right mate and what are doing on all fours with a load gobbling turkeys around you

suddenly it became clear

:oin the puke lay 4/5 golden eggs

the tipton lads notice the rest of us looking at them [nothing unusual there

]woodworm didn't know which way to face as he couldn't remember which team he was fishing for at the present time

what have we here then woodworm..............................................

#83

.........as he wiped out his pinkie

#84

went home and looked through his eighteen Ikea wardrobes for his fishing jacket with his current team on it. After going through countless jackets he did find it after a couple of days.

Hey Lloydy lets go to..............

#85

The oak for a curry, but lloydy declined as his body is a temple so Woodhouse looked
Through his phone for another friend but..............

#86

he went in to the ugly phone book and phoned massey

#87

Massey met up with the little guy and in a disgusting tone; "son" he said " you are neither big enough or man enough to lick my..............."

joffmiester · #88

stamps on my christmas cards

come on lets get hold of these eggs before simon and gem see them or they might want to...................

joffmiester · #89

where has everyone gone

#90

They have flew back to Manchester to watch..........................

joffmiester · #91

to watch the crappity smack golden turkey eggs hatch out

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