is it time for another christmas tale

MrV · #41

BDM was sorting out the pegging to make sure the ones with dodgy...........

#42

wallets coul have the longesr walks. Lo and behold a Roller appears and out pops this couple in their wedding tackle. they looked familiar, very familiar, in fact it was .....................

joffmiester · #43

simon and gemma

what are you doing here in turkey ::) ::)or need we ask simon with a red face said we want some of the action you don't come across golden eggs very often and i just got ............

#44

Pie and peas ! ........

#45

..........because Gem blew up the kitchen, after microwaving a tin of beans while they were still in the tin

#46

Gemma loves beans, but the one big problem is they make her want to......

#47

......... have some toast with them, but as she lost the recipe for toast she has to................

#48

go to the chippy and have fish , chips , peas and gravy like all proper northern folk washed down with a pint of holt,s bitter

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#49

It was getting late and Simon wanted to get an hour in so he got his tackle out and................

#50

......... and promptly got carried off by the local plod for indecent exposure, leaving Gem wondering ........

cheslynboy · #51

Wheres the nearest night club so i can have a boogy and..............................

#52

sup shandies

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#53

Now shandies might sound a strange name for a Labrador but when Gemma and simple had got him from the rescue centre he was.....

#54

...........while that Northern Monkeeee Dodge does a poor impression of Bez on the dancefloor ..........

#55

and Ashley Cole got chinned for just being Ashley Cole !

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joffmiester · #56

while all this was going on someone had made off with the golden eggs that woodhouse must of put down in the night club after pulling a real turkey on the dance floor

but when he spotted the eggs gone he...........

cheslynboy · #57

Got the turkeys phone number so the night wasn't completely.....................

#58

......... Wasted, but when he woke up next morning, naked and handcuffed to the railings in the town square he...........................

joffmiester · #59

phone his big gay mate lloydy

i think I've had a intruder lloydy can you come and take a look .when lloydy arrivied all hell was let loose all the turkeys and turks that had ............................

#60

come to watch Little and Large were not disappointed. Then Lloydy and Leopold............