is it time for another christmas tale

TerryC · #21

His surgeon said "Its the best I can do, I'm a plastic surgeon not Harry Potter"

cheslynboy · #22

So undaunted Leopold sought solace from ................

#23

A Mars bar that he'd found in .........

TerryC · #24

amongst last weeks squatts "great" he said munching away, I'm so glad I riddled most of the sand off.............

joffmiester · #25

as he munched the squatt infective mars bar he became more knowledgeable and started to answer some of the questions about theses great big golden turkey eggs that seen the whole of the simplefishing gang travel half way around the world his first answer was...........

#26

..........'Universal affirmatives are only partially convertible'

#27

"Sod the Universal affirmatives" said Mugger "what the crappity smack am I going to do with 5cwt of Paste and Pellets that I shipped over, only to find that they were crappity smacking banned"

joffmiester · #28

after pucking half the mars bar back up

his knowledge became a little simpler after TK had asked every word combination he could think of so he could win one of bills Christmas quizzes .woodworm had told mugger it was only turkey pellets allowed to catch more of the heard of turkeys and chicken paste in his sandwiches .must listen hard mugger he said

right we need to get the oasis where theses turkeys are found but along the way we will have to encounter a few hidden secrets

TK bill dodge mugger chelsea boy all looked at simples face as it began to.............

#29

With that Mugger put all his goodies to the best possible use. He started making a wall with pellet as the brick and paste holding them together. Mugger also found another golden egg amongt his pellets and this contained a note questioning his sanity about............

#30

................ ever coming to Turkey to fish for silvery vermin. However over a beer in the bar

he met a chap called Ar[ch305]kan who reckoned he knew of a local reservoir that had never been fished and was full of

CARP.........

joffmiester · #31

not carp but it was in the very oasis we were looking for describe the place to lee i'm sure he'l think your talking crap at that mugger went off to find .........

#32

........two tubes of mystic cuss after second thoughts he realised he fancied a bash on the silvers with the little red men and the seed.

Without finishing that wall, he slung his left over pellet and paste into......

joffmiester · #33

what he thought was the turkey pen ,but

instead it was ..........

#34

Lloydys lunch box but you could hardy see it amongst the ..........

TerryC · #35

Efgeeco bait boxes............

#36

Everyone was amazed, they have never seen bait boxes big enough to hide Lloydy's lunchbox before........

#37

Because in one of his lunch boxes was this beautifully scaled carp. must have been in the 40 lb bracket. It looked extra nice as it was filleted but .............

joffmiester · #38

the Brussels were cold plus he must of eaten half on the way to the match ,suddenly lloydy appeared spitting out what looked like

.............

#39

An 8lb chub

#40

and so they proceeded to the draw

The organiser............................